I want an episode where phineas and ferb are actually in really big trouble and perry has to save them and the boys kind of realize they’re in trouble? I don’t know, the regurgitator comes back, and perry teams up with doofenshmirtz to save them but wears some weird moustache to hide his identity from the boys and doof and at the end phineas and ferb see perry back at home and go “Oh, there you are perry. We saw somebody who looks like you today.” and ferb says “Except, perry would never wear such a hideous moustache. He has too much class.” and phineas goes “Yes. Yes he does.”

And the entire time major monogram is just hanging this ‘if they find out you’re a secret agent their memories will be wiped (again) and you’ll never see them again’ and perry is really freaked out by that and because regurgitator is actually pretty evil?

over the last few days, all I have watch is phineas and ferb and all I want is an episode where phineas and ferb have some kind of falling out and candace flips because if they aren’t even talking to eachother they won’t build anything and she can’t bust them and all the other kids are worried because phineas and ferb are best friends and how can they be mad at eachother? So everybody helps get the two to forgive eachother. And the fight is just over something really stupid.

or maybe it was all something doof did like a ‘make-best-friends-fight-inator’ and perry destroys it without having to be asked because it’s making his boys unhappy and at the end of the episode major monogram calls him in to destroy it but carl tells him it was already destroyed and perry just crawls onto the couch across both of their laps and chatters and they go ‘oh there’s perry!’