“…family means nobody gets left behind. Or forgotten.”
#damon and elijah should do a video of 21st century lingo #it would be hilarious #and great #it’s hard out here for a psychopath
#i truly feel that damon and elijah would be amazing at writing a vampire’s guide to living in many centuries #like elijah could take care of comportment and hair stylings #1. eat with a fork and knife. if you must savage a human’s neck. be sure to carry a handkerchief. or three. #2. good conditioner will ever serve you well in the un-life. never shirk a visit to the barber. #3. a three-piece suit will never go amiss. dressing like a savage is insulting to your kind. #like elijah’s will be the gentleman’s quarterly version and damon’s will be for the common folk #damon: 1. don’t get carried away by fads. those photos will come to haunt you. #2. black leather is your friend. in fact. wardrobes composed entirely of black are your friend. #3. cleanliness is next to godliness. if you get blood on the rug - frankly kill yourself. god. #they will jointly-oversee the vampire guide to good vocabulary #1. elijah: contractions are lazy and displeasing to the ear. CANNOT. not can’t. WAS NOT. not wasn’t. or be silent. #2. damon and elijah: the only exception is the use of acronyms in the 21st century. such as. O.M.F.G. and B.T.W. #it really is a hard knock life out there for a psychopath with long teeth #brought to you by the authors of The Gentleman Vampire’s Compendium of Good and Rightful Un-Living #elijah #damon salvatore is king of hoodrats #faves
Day 1: When did you first watch Newsies? What did you think of it at first?
Day 2: Which costume is your favorite?
Day 3: Who is your favorite character?
Day 4: What is your favorite song?
Day 5: If you had the rights to Newsies what would you do with it?
Day 6: What location in the movie…
Neil Patrick Harris Tweets About Newsies
@ActuallyNPH: Theatre Report: Saw @Newsies. I’m a diehard and loved. @CGattelli’s choreography was spot on. Easily the best dancing on B’way right now.Of course he’s a diehard.
Your nominated performance was such a delight for me to watch after a near 20 year career to see you get the chance to a level film and tackle the depth of character that complimented your abilities so, well, it just felt right. It really did, seeing that. (x)
*snickers*
Canada (pt.1) →
“Also ‘Fuck Fury’? Awkward! Could you imagine the morning-after conversation? Do you think he sleeps in his eye-patch, because I reckon I would totally be okay-“
“Just get your ass up here, Wade.”
WTH is this because I am laughing my ass off..
BINDING: for trans*folk, genderbenders, cosplaying, drag, whathaveyou!
Bandages VS. Binders
Bandages:
- Don’t bind with bandages! Ever!
- Using bandages to bind is harmful and may cause: shortness of breath, bruising, broken ribs, fluid…
